in the process of experiencing my twenty first year alive. savoring the little things in life. i wish i had more to write here so it looked all neat and interesting with a little block of text at the top, but i can’t think of anything witty enough or intriguing enough for you to waste your time reading. but now you’ve wasted your time reading something that’s utterly pointless and will provide you with no intellectual value. sorry about that. Tumblr (3.0; @simplyabigail)http://simplyabigail.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6da66738f87cd1e4de3d8b858bff0c68/tumblr_mftu4goKhJ1s21a85o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://simplyabigail.tumblr.com/post/50728975427http://simplyabigail.tumblr.com/post/50728975427Sat, 18 May 2013 10:16:10 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dumbl-edore.tumblr.com/post/28075412324/if-anything-should-have-a-ask-limit-it-should-be" target="_blank">dumbl-edore</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>if anything should have a ask limit it should be my parents</p> </blockquote>http://simplyabigail.tumblr.com/post/50728800612http://simplyabigail.tumblr.com/post/50728800612Sat, 18 May 2013 10:13:08 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m77gsfEwsN1rwkrjuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://simplyabigail.tumblr.com/post/50728403737http://simplyabigail.tumblr.com/post/50728403737Sat, 18 May 2013 10:06:05 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/64d9e1946fa962d426cb3b38527af8eb/tumblr_mmdrqfujWK1snlibbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://simplyabigail.tumblr.com/post/50728289110http://simplyabigail.tumblr.com/post/50728289110Sat, 18 May 2013 10:04:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhc15rwa7r1qdee86o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><span>One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, </span><strong>“No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”</strong></p> </blockquote>http://simplyabigail.tumblr.com/post/50728168411http://simplyabigail.tumblr.com/post/50728168411Sat, 18 May 2013 10:01:50 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b5cd10bf4cd8b5f37ca5d2a3515ae6a1/tumblr_mmms2tZSJs1qfm87to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://simplyabigail.tumblr.com/post/50609981769http://simplyabigail.tumblr.com/post/50609981769Thu, 16 May 2013 19:22:27 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m66etmI1lp1qev1moo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://simplyabigail.tumblr.com/post/50609661480http://simplyabigail.tumblr.com/post/50609661480Thu, 16 May 2013 19:18:02 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8q8gobbSY1qk192ro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://simplyabigail.tumblr.com/post/50609057174http://simplyabigail.tumblr.com/post/50609057174Thu, 16 May 2013 19:09:30 -0400<p>so one of the girls who works at our store over the summers came in today and she was super tan. So we asked her if she goes tanning or what self-tanner she uses&#8230; and she replies with &#8220;nah, I just layed out for an hour yesterday.&#8221; Life is so unfair sometimes.</p>http://simplyabigail.tumblr.com/post/50529051510http://simplyabigail.tumblr.com/post/50529051510Wed, 15 May 2013 18:49:23 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8395b966f243a8e710542be33dd12e9f/tumblr_mld8vx9wsJ1s48zx5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://simplyabigail.tumblr.com/post/50528071034http://simplyabigail.tumblr.com/post/50528071034Wed, 15 May 2013 18:42:30 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8b1b6c1b0aecf70129eb5e6cba49ab49/tumblr_mmtcfnPqVD1qlfvijo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://simplyabigail.tumblr.com/post/50499444870http://simplyabigail.tumblr.com/post/50499444870Wed, 15 May 2013 11:21:02 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5f53bc44b6099e86aaef9cc3fa30131f/tumblr_mmlcf2LKqH1sob9hmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://boobs-birds-botany.tumblr.com/post/50095642439/my-isnt-it-awkward-that-you-just-fuckin-recycled" target="_blank">boobs-birds-botany</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My, isn’t it awkward that you just fuckin recycled a nearly 40 year old article to shit on this latest generation?</p> <p>Recession. Student debt. Etc. Lots of people smarter than me have already had some excellent commentary on this (<a href="http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2013/05/me-me-me-generation-vs-the-me-decade.html" target="_blank">here </a>and <a href="http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2013/05/me-generation-time/65054/" target="_blank">here</a> and  <a href="http://linzitheuncritic.wordpress.com/tag/the-me-me-me-generation-by-joel-stein/" target="_blank">here</a> not to mention all the great Tumblr commentary).</p> <p>But I do want to say:</p> <p>Of all the images you could have picked, you chose one of a teenage girl taking a selfie.</p> <p>Because of course, girls who <strong>have been taught nothing else by their elders except that their appearance is what matters</strong> are the reason we are all lazy and narcissistic.</p> <p>Fuck off. You fucking made us. <strong>You raised me and my sister and my female cousin and millions and millions of girls to be self-conscious and obsessed with making ourselves look pleasing to men. You taught us that that was our only worth.</strong> And now you shit on us for it.</p> <p><strong>FUCK OFF, TIME.</strong></p> </blockquote>http://simplyabigail.tumblr.com/post/50499235353http://simplyabigail.tumblr.com/post/50499235353Wed, 15 May 2013 11:16:34 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma3t8rSnQ61qeg3rjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://simplyabigail.tumblr.com/post/50461316731http://simplyabigail.tumblr.com/post/50461316731Tue, 14 May 2013 21:05:56 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2b9208d45f00b46ea0c3a882ef839b54/tumblr_mm3axdBto81rz9gauo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dave-vriska.tumblr.com/post/50215876182/minty-wtf" target="_blank">dave-vriska</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>minty wtf</p> </blockquote>http://simplyabigail.tumblr.com/post/50458270005http://simplyabigail.tumblr.com/post/50458270005Tue, 14 May 2013 20:26:28 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/254e803a2c898037b2c0c94bf3c1c564/tumblr_mmsoxpr2kn1qd36rxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://simplyabigail.tumblr.com/post/50457532157http://simplyabigail.tumblr.com/post/50457532157Tue, 14 May 2013 20:16:34 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls093rLpz61qf3wjno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://simplyabigail.tumblr.com/post/50457383760http://simplyabigail.tumblr.com/post/50457383760Tue, 14 May 2013 20:14:35 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/218dac0087fa6edfa81e31caf7a364d6/tumblr_mjortge3Mi1rgpyeqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://simplyabigail.tumblr.com/post/50457364307http://simplyabigail.tumblr.com/post/50457364307Tue, 14 May 2013 20:14:18 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0e08c3ebee14567b1ac2a45ebc39fa5c/tumblr_mmp6orbqSF1rhwjb7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://simplyabigail.tumblr.com/post/50396147974http://simplyabigail.tumblr.com/post/50396147974Mon, 13 May 2013 23:29:58 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0f9811858510662b2f11f5167cf2848d/tumblr_mluf5zUJP41rpbo22o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://simplyabigail.tumblr.com/post/50396106262http://simplyabigail.tumblr.com/post/50396106262Mon, 13 May 2013 23:29:22 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ba438be3559016940e259ad6a48236b5/tumblr_mfxpw148lt1qbkeb6o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://simplyabigail.tumblr.com/post/50396099902http://simplyabigail.tumblr.com/post/50396099902Mon, 13 May 2013 23:29:17 -0400